I just had like a venti caramel frappe, and and and and and and a friggin OREO CHEESECAKE OO YUM YUM from starbucks! where I spent a highly productive hour and a half talking trash with DUDEZXZX. oh and doing my history homework haha.
anyway here's the disclaimer. I'M ON A FRIGGIN SUGAR RUSH HAHHHHHHHHHHH WHOOOOOOOOOOOCHOWWW!!!!!!! so you'll excuse me if I'm even crazier than usual. oh and I was kind of supressing my high-ness since after lunch. haha. that was like midday. apparently I'm always high after lunch?!?!
MIDDAY MADNESS AND HER HIGHNESS IS HIGH! get it get it! her HIGHness is HIGH! forget about the madness part.
you know what's the best thing about life? it's LOVE. WHOO. :D it's finding a dude who's so damn cool.... he makes YOU feel cool. even if you're hot! like a barbecue pit in summer! he'll make you feel cool like a fridge in winter. the FRIGGIN BEST PART?! he doesn't have to wear to SHADES to do it! he's cool and phyne and fresh and damned hot and he makes you wanna wear shades all your life cus he shines so bright he gives you goosebumps and you have to have UV-resistant cO0L pLAyA shades when you look at him.
he's so HOT like a sahara dessert in SPRING that you MELT like an ICE CUBE and you can't be COOL any more cos you're NO LONGER, AN ICE FRIGGIN CUBE! DUH!
enough of that. I'm only talking about that cos just now student development was damned cool haha. cus I never realized guys can be so sweet (albeit cheapskate!) and love can be so WUNNERFUL, OMIGOD. so that's why I think LOVE is COOL! even though it makes your heart go PIANG on the ground sometimes and KERRASH. then DING! then DUBDUBDUBDUB then no sound anymore, cos someone stole it ready orhorrrr.
WHAT THE HELL MAN. THAT WAS SO FRIGGING RANDOM.
OHWELL. wanna hear a KINKY JOKE! :D
Q : how do you save the environment and be kinky at the same time?
A : masturbate less! hence use less tissue paper! YEAH SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT GO YOU! WOOH.
kay lah maybe that's more -___________-" than xD but I got another one! don't ask what my source is. I mean WHO. HM. HM HM HM.
Q : What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
A : WHOLE NUT CHOCOLATE BAR. XD
hahahahaha bloody hilarious xD hahahaha xD another one!
Q : What word starts with 'f' and ends with 'uck'?
A : FIRETRUCKKKKKK
HAHAHA. lol. last one! ehehehe it's a yo mama joke
yo mama's so hairy she spread her legs and said, 'we're going to BUSH gardens.'
HEHEHEHE xD oh yeah and these aren't my jokes by the way I know they're super lame, I think most of them are daryl's. he gets all his humour online cos he doesn't have his own sense of humour. so don't be surprised if you run into them on some website or something. cos daryl's bloody loser like that.
wanna hear MY yo mamma joke! :D I promise it's DAM funny. ps. dunt understand why some people wna act cool put DAMN minus N. no diff right? if you're gonna say damn say it LOUD, say it PROUD! haha. kay didn't mean that. by all means be polite if you want. if taking away an N from an otherwise rude word (??) makes you feel polite haha. xD
ANYWAY.
yo mamma's so HORNY, she doesn't bathe with a rubber ducky, she bathes with a RUBBER DICKIE!
get it, DICKie! WOO! I told you it was funny! :D it's MINE. copyright. if you WANNA copy hahaha xD
alright I think most of the highness is out of my system. where's it gone? it's gone.. down the toilet! get it. out of my system.............
:D
kay I must bathe. BYE.
posted by aney @ 7:13 PM
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