\since we're such awkward bedfellows

dickie!

AIYO AIYO AIYO. I'm sick of bad people you know. sickening. piss me off?!!?!

WANNA PICK A FIGHT, YO?! YOU'RE ON. I'VE GOT CONNECTIONS. I KNOW PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE YOUR DICK HURT SO FREAKING BAD YOU WISHED YOU NEVER HAD ONE. :X

haha damn. I know that didn't sound half as threatening as I meant it to be, you probably like laughed out loud or something, I don't know, but it helped for some reason! this one dude that I know, I can picture him just hopping around grimacing and holding his dick like it's gonna drop off if not. that's just funny to me.

hahaha. oh man, please do realize that I only picture people I don't like, in that way. haha. I know we all love our reproductive organs very much and don't wish to have them taken away.

SO. I should really stop talking about dicks and what not.

or not. all this talk of dicks made me think of something. which you might not even find funny actually, but I think it's hilarious though. :D

you know ernie from sesame street? he's forever playing with his rubber ducky in his bath right? imagine if there were a kinky version of ernie and his rubber ducky! instead of ernie and his rubber DUCKY, it'd be ernie with a RUBBER to put on his DICKIE HAHAHAHA.

oh man. I can't imagine being four years old and watching ernie wanking off on television. haha. "MOMMY TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!"

hahaha. oh dear. I should stop now. BYE. ><

posted by aney @ 10:25 PM