Sunday, March 30, 2008

SIGH. I LOVE BLINK 182 :D

cos I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said what, and I told her that I didn't know
she's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window
everything's better when she's around,
I can't wait till her parents go out of town,
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL AT THE ROCK SHOW.

kay so pretty much, the only thing I have to say is, GOING TO THE GYM PWNZXZX. haha honestly though, it beats running on the track or doing jumps up and down the specs gal or something, any time. hehe. I went with yuhan, joanna, polly, wenqiang and di wei on friday.

ran 2.4 on the treadmill haha. I'll admit it's easier on the treadmill, but hey it still counts. and I didn't know working out at the gym was so fun. so many funky machines to try out haha. not like I tried any of them besides the treadmill, the cycling thing, the rowing thing, and the sit-ups bench? but yea they looked fun :D

oh but I knocked my head on the sit-ups bench thing, don't ask me why. I've got one humongous baluku on my forehead now, it hurts when I touch it. D:

so after we were done with everything, we went to amk hub to drink. everyone else got bubble tea, and I got a caramel frappe, from macs! and we all sat down and macs and talked crap until the cows came home.

haha secrets came out and dirt was dished and dirty jokes were made and pinky-promises were made. I laughed so hard my tummy hurt and I couldn't breathe. honestly, I couldn't even pause for breath when I wanted to stop laughing. HAHAHA.

okay, the dirty jokes thing was mostly my fault. cos I saw the dude who used to be the fishball company boss on living with lydia, and now he does MRT commercials against terrorism (?!?! I wonder if they'll do something about mas selamat next. I WANNA WATCH.) and it made me think of how he'd advertise his fishballs.

'my balls are big, round, succulent and TASTY. mmmmmm come buy billy bong's balls NOW!'

and the other sick joke.. well it's too embarrassing to put up here :D involves someone else too.

AT LEAST I'M NOT AS SICK AS SOME RI GUYS T.T

me yuhan and polly were in the lift on friday after gp, and then this whole group of guys came in and then despite the fact that there was enough space in the lift for all of them not to be squished like sardines, they all squished into one corner and started MOANING.

MOANING?! like...MOANING LAH! like how you moan when you're having a pleasurable time :D

and then they started talking.like this.

"EH GOT TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE LIFT LAH"
-MOANS-
"TOO MANY COCKS LIAO"
"OH SORRY, I THINK MY COCK TOO BIG READY"
"WHO'S GOT THE SMALLEST COCK! GET OUT!"

hahaha yuhan was DYING. and me and polly were laughing our asses off. they didn't care. which is good, cos I was trying so hard not to laugh because DUH, I didn't even know these stupid people, but I lost it when that dude said his cock was too big.

they didn't seem to care that there were girls in the lift. 0.o

I wonder if the guys would laugh too if there had been three guys in the lift and a whole bunch of girls stepped in and squished against each other and started moaning and going like "OH SHIT I'M SORRY, MY BOOBS TOO DAMN BIG LIAO."

we'd prolly get reported to the principal for indecency or something? O.O ayeeee gender discrimination T_T oh well it's not like any girl would ever do that. haha.

ALRIGHT GOTS TA GO! havent finished econs tutorial BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUCKAZX

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