\since we're such awkward bedfellows

declaration of independence?

I hereby declare my own independence. because from this day onwards

I am embarking on a self-imposed hiatus from being romantically involved with anything that has a willy attached to it.

here's why.

1. they're the most confusing things on earth.
2. I am tired of flirting, whether it's coming from me or from them or from both of us
3. I really do not need to fall for someone new
4. it would be nice to look at guys whom I perceive as being "different" as being just that, "different", instead of "special"
5. it's best for everyone
6. correction: it's best for me, it's not really best for them.

amendment: I am joking about no. 6, I'm not insane, with my luck it's probably the best thing to ever happen to them

as with all events, this one has a cause, undoubtedly, in this case, a boy. and because I've just finished two online conversations with two separate friends who happen to be boys, also because I can be this paranoid, the idiot who caused this thing, is someone I first met in january. so there. it's neither of the two online freaks.

heh. just kidding guys, you aren't freaks. I'm just in a foul mood, I suppose.

oh, and the hiatus lasts, optimistically, forever.

posted by aney @ 10:24 PM