\since we're such awkward bedfellows

FIRE IN THE HOLE! BOOM

HAHA THIRD POST OF THE DAY BUT I REALLY CANNOT NOT BLOG ABOUT A FREAKING FIRE IN THE DOWNSTAIRS FLAT

YEAH A FREAKING FIRE.

LIKE FLAME FIRE, CRACKLING FIRE.

HAHA IT WAS UBER COOL PLEASE, TWO WHOLE FIREFIGHTING SQUADS CAME OVER. AND AN AMBULANCE, AND A POLICE CAR.

CAUSE: 7TH FLOOR AHMA WAS BOILING HERBS IN THE KITCHEN AND SHE PUT NEWSPAPERS ALL AROUND THE STOVE BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT COOKING OIL ALL OVER THE PLACE. THEN THE NEWSPAPERS CAUGHT FIRE AND TADAH FIRE!

(I AM ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THIS IS DAMN EXCITING)

EFFECT: PRACTICALLY THE ENTIRE FLAT CAME DOWN/UP TO THE 7TH FLOOR TO KAYPOH. AND ALMOST THE WHOLE FLAT NEXT TO OURS CAME DOWN TO BE EXCITED ABOUT A FIRE ENGINE AND A SMALLER FIRE ENGINE AND THE AMBULANCE AND THE POLICE CAR.

FREAKING COOL!

HAHA AND I CAME DOWN TO THE 7TH FLOOR WITH MY MUM AND BRO (DAD WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING DVD TO CARE) AND THE AHMA WAS TALKING ANIMATEDLY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, IN SOME CHINESE DIALECT THAT I ABSOLUTELY COULDN'T FOLLOW

(okay capslock is getting irritating)

and all I did was stand one corner with my 8th floor neighbour and watch everything happening. he was translating (or doing his best to) translate everything for me hahaha he's so nice la pls. oh shit I realize I don't even know his name -.- damn okay now i feel bad. he's so friendly!

and I've had three different hilarious conversations since then. haha!

#1
mum: eh how come there's smoke in the kitchen? -goes to kitchen to check-
bro: -GOES TO BREATHE IN SMOKE-
mum: aiyoh, I'm so irritated, the whole kitchen's full of smoke now, I want to eat dinner!
bro: eh this really is smoke! -BREATHES IN MORE SMOKE- COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH
mum: how come there's burning downstairs ah? -finally gets worried about possibility of a fire-
bro: aiyah probably ghost month

#2
(mum's explaining to the neighbour what happened)
mum: then I heard a crackling sound, so I asked my son what was happening
bro: -BEAMS-
mum: then he told me it was the ghost month
bro: huh who's osman! i didn't say anything about osman!
mum: GHOST MONTH, NOT OSMAN!

GHOST MONTH = OSMAN ?! HAHAHA

#3
(msn)
joanna: is anyone downstairs at home???
me: hahaha yeahyeah
joanna: wah sia you not scared meh, lol, later burn you down
me: nope cos the firefighters are here alrd HAHA
joanna: but you're hot enough alrdy, so ya xD

BWAHAHAHAHA. JOANNA ROCKS! xD

and so concludes another exciting chapter in my life! I LOVE IT xD

posted by aney @ 9:41 PM