\since we're such awkward bedfellows

catch that running nose!

hi I got a new phone! :D

and normally I wouldn't announce it to the whole wide world but I am beyond ecstasicism. I don't know how to spell that word. oh wait. it isn't a word. the noun is ecstasy. -.-

I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT EITHER?! er. or not. :D

anyways. it's an lg secret! I LOVE IT! :D it's a bit laggy, justttttt abit, but I love it all the same! it's got really cute games. and really cute tone sounds :D awesome prorsum!

oh btw that's my new favourite phrase awesome prorsum! you know, cos of burberry prorsum and stuff. :D not that I actually admire it, because I don't know what it's about in the first place, beyond knowing it's a clothing line? with lots of coats I think.....

I actually googled it, to prove how authentic I am, though really there's no need to prove :D and I only found one stupid result under awesome prorsum. and therefore I am 100% cool, and by the end of the first school term people will be catching on to it like crazy, I mean of course, I came up with it. HAHA xD

besides, it's SO MUCH COOLER than saying "awesome possum"! what the shit man, possums aren't awesome! they're ugly and they have scary eyes! which aren't even as cute as bugsy's from bedtime stories. and by the way, I googled possum too, because I can't possibly rely on my limited knowledge of what a possum looks like from ice age 2.

anyway yes back to the phone.

it's got this awesome motion sensor game which is called "magic ball" and basically you ask a yes or no question and you give the phone a shake and it gives you a yes or no answer. hahaha

"I'm hot, right?" "be honest and ask again." (my brother's only question, he got quite dispirited)
"I'm wicked smart, right?" "NO.."
"___ doesn't really have a big **** right?" "very doubtful"
"will I ever get married? "go for it!"

HAHAHA it's damn fun :D it's good for people like me who like to suan other people :D

in all honesty though, do try your best not to take offence if I suan you a lot or if it seems a bit insensitive, I get carried away sometimes, and really the more I suan you, the more it means I treasure you and love you as my friend:) if that brings you comfort. :D if not, well.

OPPS?

in other news, I got through half of pride and prejudice! and will attempt to reach 3/4 by tonight :) wish me luck. I'LL NEED LOTS..............to even get to, well, whatever fraction is between 1/2 and 3/4.

yes indeed I do take h2 math!

okay off to explore my phone bye :)

posted by aney @ 10:56 PM