get freaky
wah I'm super freaked out right now!1. I was on my way home, at orchard mrt, and no I wasn't going shopping. of all the bloody things to do. I just finished my tuition, it's near orchard. and I was going up the escalator. you know, the one that leads up to the bus stop behind wisma.
there was this indian lady wearing a dress. which seemed flimsy and you know, billow-able (is there such a word, haha) and just this piece of cloth randomly sewn together. okay I'm being meaner than is needed I'm sorry, you get the point
it just so happens that was a windy day, cos it just stopped raining and the wind was still quite strong. the poor lady was just walking along sms-ing and carrying her bag on her wrist, the way bimbos like to do (haha or not, I like to think they do, it's funnier that way)
got on the escalator.
AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS A GUST OF WIND.
WHOOSH EVERYTHING FLEW UP. INCLUDING HER DRESS. WHAT A FREAKING HORRIBLE TWISTED MARILYN MONROE MOMENT. -.-
seriously! she was soooooo... well-endowed. and I don't mean that in a good way. I'm just trying to be nice, you know? evidently it's not working very well, but whatever!
SHE WASN'T WEARING ANYTHING UNDERNEATH. I SAW EVERYTHING D: D: D: waitago to get traumatised for life, I'll never leave house without wearing shorts underneath a skirt -.-
ohyeah and there was an old mama in front of me on the escalator and he saw everything too, I swear he just stopped what he was doing and STARED. not even bothering to cover up the gaping hole that was his mouth. HAHA.
it's funny but it's sooooo disgusting!
at first I thought I was just imagining things, cos you know the walls along that escalator are lighted nicely too. they were pink, I think, at that moment in time. not that I go orchard and observe the beauty of the lighted walls, but nevermind.
and then I saw something HOT PINK. a flash of hot pink! and I was like oh okay. WAIT. I'm looking UP the escalator now, not at the walls BESIDE the escalator, and aren't those legs attached to the flash of hot pink
not kidding, that was really the thinking process I went through before realizing that the poor lady had unintentionally flashed the whole wide world. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. ):
she was oblivious, prolly she was just like "ooh this dress is really good, suddenly got so much ventilation down there" but the MAMA ah. seriously. damn cikopek ah (I dunno how to spell) tho it's prolly not his fault either. ha.
PINK SLIP (x
2. math is just UGH.
there is no word that is more accurate to describe what math is to me than UGH. three simple letters!
my brain. is slow. okay. I admit it. very slow, actually. I took like dunno how long to do P&C tutorial, and I still can't answer the whole of the last page for the section B! AIYAAAA. it's damn confusing me no like
what's even more frustrating is that during lectures I get most of what's being taught. in fact I catch on quite fast in lectures. it just comes like THAT, like snap, and everything makes wonderful sense. then TUTORIAL COMES ALONG. AND I'M SCREWED.
SO
UGH
3. two people I vaguely remember but just just JUST barely, waved to me today and I am quite freaked out because I really can't remember where I met them ): I wanna slap myself for forgetting. ): they seem like nice people!
4. there's this new dude in tuition class who TOTALLY looks like this guy from school that I think is cute. quite freaky. except his style is completely different. and I think he's jap. cos when he said bye to the teacher he actually bowed! :O
actually I quite admire this new guy. he's intriguing in this mysterious way... he isn't cool by normal standards because he doesn't do things that pass for cool by normal standards, but he just exudes coolness from his very bones, and he doesn't even need to try. and every bit of it is natural, all genuine, nothing fake.
I think it's very cool. he's so cool!
and no, I'm not crushing on him. just don't really meet cool people that much in school HAHAHAHA
..... speaking of school. today was thursday. long day, but strangely my head's not thumping after it all.
pe was tiring but super awesome, 1c girls played floorball against the 1a girls. we finally WON them! at something. hahaha cos apparently 1c is supposed to be damn sporty and damn sucky studies. but for us this year it's just the opposite! we're moderately sporty and relatively better at studies!
hahahaha
oh yeah. and I SCORED TWO GOALS. HA. I think I was possessed. O.o or just plain lucky. hahaha. but floorball is fun lah. tho I might have been a tad violent at times. heh.
during lunch break rushed off to best denki with jonlim and qiwen to buy tape for jonlim's friend's camcorder, which we borrowed to film stuff for pw. we filmed us eating at together at the council canteen, and fastforwarded everything DAMN FUNNY.
DANCING DRAGONS PW(N) HA. HA. (that's our unofficial group name, other than rj260. which btw is my psle score! hahaha)
kay I'm going off now bye -.-
posted by aney @ 10:06 PM
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