\since we're such awkward bedfellows

life is like a box of chocolates

I've heard of shameless mats and ahbengs who ask for random people's numbers on the street.

but I NEVER heard of GROWN MEN shamelessly asking for people's numbers on the street!

I'm not stopping there okay, it happened to me today.

some indo guy who looked like he could probably be fit into my life as the bus uncle in some alternate reality, asked me for my number.

first he asked me how to get to jurong. then he asked how come I can talk in indo. then he asked where I'm going. (I was gonna meet my friend at borders) then he asked if I have a boyfriend. then he asked if he can have my number.

I'm like HUH?! WHY?! I really wasn't expecting it okay, it was so frickin suddennnnn.

he's like since I seem like a nice girl and I don't have a boyfriend, he wants to just berkenal-kenalan. which means he just wants to get to know me. wtfrick?!

I'm like nonononononono. then he said oh that's fine, since I probably wanna focus on my schoolwork.

HAHA. UHHUH. SURE.

I swear I wasn't repulsed at all when he first asked me for directions, but then he started saying weird things and he even told me "you're really cute, I like talking to you." I'm like... ?!?!? "......uh. sure."

he asked what's my age, and I said 17 (though technically that was a lie, but no harm done!) and he replied oh I'm 16! HA. HAHA. HAHAHA. it was a joke lah, but I think I laughed so sarcastically at it cos I wasn't even bothering to hide the extreme discomfort/exasperation/wtf-ness. my brain was screaming SIALAH GILER SIAK ORANG TUA NI?!

at that point, my weirded-outness was going in to overdriveeee, but luckily orchard underpass was coming up and I was like "oh you can get to jurong by mrt. bye!"

and he said he didn't know how to use the underpass so I had to send him right to the doorstep of the orchard mrt first, wahhhhlaos.

and JUST BEFORE HE LEFT. he told me this:

"you're a really kind person to send me off until here, thank you. I've lived in singapore for 10 years so I know how to get around from here. bye."

ALAMAK. you live in singapore 10 years also don't know how to get from orchard to jurong! wahhhhhhhhh GANNNNNASAIIIIII. ): ): ): ):

what a scumbag! hmmmm or should i say.... SCAM BAG. for SCAMMING me. AHH.

life is tough. ): I will probably never want to speak to grown men on the streets in indonesian again. ):

...that's what life does.

it makes you cold.

ooooooo.

k, forget that last part dunno why I said that. the point is, I'm just so scammed right now I could kick myself for being so gullible. ):

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in other news I watched fourplay last night! quite good, better than the college play, heh. damned funny la. I'm not actually friends with any of them except for cheryl kwok and kexin of course, but I think they all gave wonderful performances. especially titus with the whole "cynthiaaaaaaa" thing and nabil with the asthmatic gasps, and seng henk with the thing about cynthia's boobs hahaha.

suvitha was so convincing as the dumb blonde with the big boobs that everybody falls for. she just spoke in this completely dumbass voice. reminded me of pamela anderson. ha.

ceekay gave a totally unexpected appearance, but the role fit her soooooo well hahaha. me and xin tian were just sniggering away in the audience at her facial expressions. they were so herrr.

KEXIN ACT COOL. HAHA. no la she just had this totally "I think I'm so sexy" look on her face the whole time, it was quite hilarious. she was quite convincing as a guy!

everyone else, I don't really know them, but honestly speaking everybody did a great job, it was damn farnieee.

....kexin says I can't call her bitch anymore, cos she can be a guy when she wants to and guys can't be bitches.

so maybe I'll start calling her fag now since she can alternate between being a guy and a girl so fast, HAHA.

I'm kidding kexin if you read this, I LOVE YOU BITCH. haha. (:

alright gtg bye

posted by aney @ 10:06 PM